dad eye

When your dad stalks and watches you when you are with your boyfriend.

Dude, you are getting some serious dad eye right now!

Yer Dad

Your dad sells Avon

Harry :Here mate Your maw

Josh :Naw Yer Dad

Dads Fringe

Often used in phrases to descibe a intoxicated state, resulting from the consumption drugs and alcohol.

Josephine: mann i feel like going out tonight , possibly getting bonged off my dads fringe?

Lauren: Yeah man lets get totally bonged !

Georgia: Im thinking of taking some drugs so i will completely loose my dads fringe !

Alyssa: I might even get bonged off my mums fringe

Fran: Yeah my dads fringe is going to end up on my filtrum , gunna be so bonged !

Rad Dad

An older male idol that a fan doesn't want any romantic relationship with

Gerard Way is such a rad dad

A dad

Something you don't have

Your dad went to go get milk 2 blocks away. A dad is the excuse of spoiled milk.

a dad

the thing you wish you actually had.

HAHA! you don't have A DAD!

A dad

Something Rebekah doesn’t have

A father is an invisible force known to Rebekah eg.
I don’t have a dad🥲