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A baseball-themed burger that comes with peanuts and crackerjacks!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Take Me Out to the Burger! It comes with peanuts and crackerjacks!"
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to let the air out of their balloon, to mock/make fun of them. Customarily, shortened to just take the piss.
From the movie Snatch:
"take the piss out of someone" is abbreviated to "take the piss"
Boris the Blade: (mutters vague insults at Tony)
Bullet Tooth Tony: Don't take the piss (i.e., out of me), Boris!
Boris: Fuck you!
Tony: (empties the magazine of his Desert Eagle .50 into Boris)
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A Political Toilet Humor term. It is used to express that one has to take a shit.
Much like other terms such as: "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", "Dropping the Kids at the Pool", and etc...
Warning! Avoid using this term around Black friends or co-workers. That is unless you want to be labeled as a racist and have your ass stomped.
Jerry: Hey man I'll be back in 10 minutes.
Mike: What are you going to do.
Jerry: Mike, I'm taking Obama to the Oval Office.
Mike: Ohhh, my bad.
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A phrase one tells another when they should be grateful they are receiving any form of attention from another
me: "ouch, why do you have to also scratch my face with your baby beard when we snuggle?"
you: "c'mon gurl, take what you get!"
me: "thank you sir, may I have another"
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A polite way of dismissing oneself from a meeting, gathering, conversation, or any situation that you may need to be excused from.
I thank you for your generosity and understanding and with that, I take my leave.
Well, tonight was most wonderful but I'm afraid I must take my leave.
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The Act of not taking any shit from a relative or friend.
Bitch: Brah your looking like a faggot in that V Neck
You: Bitch I don't take no shit!
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The act of depositing multiple pieces of feces into a toilet at once.
Where`s T Money? Dude, he's "Taking the Cosby kids to the pool."
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