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AKA extreme docking. The act of one man inserting his penis into the piss hole of another man's penis.
Hey Samuel, that's a pretty tiny dick you've got there, I've been gauging my piss hole just hoping I'd find a man with your size dick so you can stick it in mine and we can have a proper Texas Train Station.
A very silly individual. The silliest goose. Totally tubular and sooo cool.
You're the best dallas texas goose taxes I know tbh.
Off-brand Walmart Dallas.
P.S, really fucking boring.
Person 1: *Starts conversation about Melissa Texas*
Person 2:*Falls asleep*
When someone in Texas comes to a dead stop in the middle of the freeway for no reason.
Ah dang it Bertha, slow down!! There’s a Texas Hold Up
To be crushed in between someone's thighs while singing any sort of country song and twisting their nipple.
Carson- Hey Jane, do you wanna do a Texas Gripple?
Jane- Yes i would love to. but to what song?
Carson- Cotton Eye Joe.
The mess you have to clean off your toilet after a terrible Mexican dinner.
Guy 1: Dude did you see that toilet? Its covered in some major texas booty sauce.
Guy 2: yeah man, who ever did that must have had some bad Mexican food
The Texas logs is only found in Texas. The Texas logs is where you go into a restroom, a friends house or a public place and it appears that people don’t know how to flush the toilet and they love their logs. Must be from all of the brisket, steak, bbq and tacos they eat that the Texas log will not flush.
Flush the Texas logs in the toilet. Must be a Texas log in that toilet. Too much brisket is your diet and the Texas log will not flush