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Fuck Mozzarella is an expression used to tell problems to fuck themselves
Example: Bro, chill out... Fuck Mozzarella
The act of grabbing a person's middle finger with your own, and then firmly shaking it as a gesture of compassion or greeting.
Mom: Make sure you give each of your dad's colleagues a warm fuck-shake when they come over this evening.
Son: Can't I just high five them?
When being repremanded, usually at work after a major fuck up. Comes from the anger expressed by using the word fuck or fucking multiple times.
Dave's gone in the office for a round of fucks.
Repository of energy/concern one uses to give a fuck.
I have no fuck in my fuck bank to give a fuck.
Someone that takes everything word for word without acknowledging context.
The inability to see a joke due to a lack of contextual comprehension.
Karen said the funniest thing today but Chad was a literal fuck and turned the conversation into serious discussion.
Those literal fucks ruin everything.
A compounding of the previous fuck usage.
Fuck, I just spilled that drink. Double fuck, I just emptied the drink trying to stop the spill.
As the modifier 'flash' suggests, flash fucking happens fast, spontaneously, and ends just as quickly. It’s the kind of sex that you’ll enjoy at specific venues that encourage promiscuity such as private parties or sex clubs. The point is not to indulge in a lengthy, intimate session with one or two people, but to fuck as many yummies as possible in the shortest amount of time (make sure to factor in bathroom and recovery breaks so that you’re able to maintain peak performance for each session). Unlike marathon sex, which necessarily implies the fucking of one person for a long stretch, flash fucking is analogous to a series of sprints.
Sonia went to a private party last night and bragged about flash fucking three couples in the span of one hour.