A nerd is one of the following:
James
Mason
Callum
Tyler
Harry
1: Yk whos a beg and a nerd
2: probably Tyler or harry
1. An extremely smart human being, has an unusually long penis. Above humanity in many ways.
Damn, I sure wish I was a nerd.
a nerdy motherfucker who does nothing but study and has no social skills
look all he does is sit around all day and read textbooks! what a nerd!
To spoil the joke with "Umm actually". While the information you are providing may be true, other people might already know it and they would be mad at you if you ruin the fun.
Dave: Why are there homeless people? Just buy a house lol
John: Can I nerd?
Dave: Yeah you can
John: Actually they are too poor to buy a house
According to Kurt Vonnegut: Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles.
Look at that idiot, I bet he’s a real nerd