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A school in Wichita, KS who's initials are F.U.C.K. Name was changed due to this.
Hey, where are you going to college?
I'm going to Friends University.
Dude, wasn't it Friends University of Central Kansas?
Nah, dude they changed it because the initials spelled FUCK.
Lol.
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A large university attended mostly by hicks under the impression that JMU is a "huge party school" and that the girls are "dimes". Truth: With 70% girls you will absolutely fine attractive ones but probably only 10% of that 70% are even decent looking. Men at JMU convince themselves that the girls there are actually hot because most of them haven't ventured outside the deep south where people can be compared to the cast of 'Buckwild'. If you are from a part of the US where girls can actually be considered model status, don't be surprised when the clueless JMU gentleman thinks the chubby girl with acne is doable. He doesn't know any better! As for the parties, they're over by 2am (if you're lucky). If you attend a legitimate party school then you know that going home at 3am is considered early. Most JMU parties are comparable to high school parties and get broken up by cops around midnight. Very pretty area though.
James Madison University kid: Wow that girl is a hard ten!
Regular kid: I know you're not talking about that chubby gorilla sitting in front of us. Because where I come from shes a hard 2.5.
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The rawest baddest school filled with straight up guidos and pimps. An all male private catholic school that had more weed and booty at its dancing than any public school. This place has the fuckin heaviest backpacks in the world on deck and for the most part the smartest motherfuckers in the area. They win a fuckin state championship every fuckin year. Guys from aother schools hate these dudes because their girls love'm. The school is filled with cocky niggas but can you blame them?? shit. half of the people are either really rich or really poor. the school is loaded with cash. bathroom always super clean as are all the classrooms and hallways. schools in the area hate because their schools smell like shit. You go to their football games and they are loaded with fans. Girls from all over the area are always rooting for their team because thier own school teams are whack ass fuck. the only good thing about other school are usually the girls poms teams. damn they girls is sexy. Marquette's got some crasy ass chants noone understands but some classics too. "Sloppy broskis" is very popular. most importantly filled with hoes from other school. Especially that DIvine Savior High School (an all girls school) dammn those girls are craving some BIGi socks at all times. The toppers. gotta love their mascot. its atleast not something weak like a pope. ANyways trust me if you ever meet someone from there they are amazingf so fuckem or become best friends with them before its too late.
High Schools Marquette University HIGH School
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The university in Santa Barbara, California, better known as UCSB. Due to the concerns of parents who do not want their children exposed to casual sex and beer, the UC Board of Regents changed the school's name to the University of California, Santa Barbara.
"My buddy balled six chicks this weekend. He goes to the University of Casual Sex and Beer."
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To be awesome at balling, i.e. to be awesome, chill, fly, etc.
Made famous by Terell Suggs of the Baltimore Ravens, when he introduced his alma matter as "Ball So hard university" on Monday Night Football vs the Steelers
"Sizzle. Ball So Hard University"
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Because you didn't get into U-Dub, but were scared of leaving seattle
Joaquin: "You know, I really love the Seattle University School of law, they have an excellent legal writing program, social justice focus, hot girls, and their rank increases every year! I really think if I got into UW, I would have chosen SU anyways"
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The answer plan and simple is 42.
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42
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