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The epitome of speed. This big lump denies all laws of physics as he once ran faster than the speed of light. And yes, it was to Maccies after sweating 10kg of water weight at embargos.
Is it a bird, is it a plane, no its just Max Sonic-chebs running 248.91 mph.
From what you heard of this kid it is not true!! Max lozina is tall that all im going to admit.
"You are shorter than Max Lozina."
The fattest poser in the world. You can barely see his face under his hair which he thinks looks cool. Max is such a player who looks about 10 and can really not kiss.
Friend : "I met a guy the other day"
Me : "what's his name"
Friend : "max phipps"
Me : "kill him!"
a dumb gay boi stupid man who wishes he was more like his brother.
"Oh hey, Max "Wax" Jackson, why you looking a little down today?"
"Well, I just wish I wasn't a dumb gay boi stupid man and was more like my brother ya know?"
"Its okay, I wish I was like him too."
The biggest amount of facts there could
Be.
Gas is too expensive ; MAX FACTSSSS
When you literally can't handle anymore of something because it exceeds your mental or sensory capability.
Dude, that show last night had me at max overflow. I thought my brain was gonna leak outta my nose.