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"Right mate, I reckon yous gonna wear a slinky sock ye?"
"Of course I'm gonna wear a bloody slinky sock, I'm not trying to have a bastard with ye"
"Right go on then and take off ya trousers, me bum is off limits"
Like a hobo that pops out of a train or a rest stop bathroom unexpectedly. Or the creepy coach in gym class that’s always lurking around the locker room waiting to find a forgotten gym sock.
Well I’ve never borrowed one of those things with pages and words unless it was from a library... but boy the late charges suck when they bill you a few years later. It must be a good book if it keeps disappearing like a hobo in a gym sock. I think I may get a copy for us both on amazon and avoid any late fees. ❤️
"Sock Crazy" guys who go to the gym and don't bring white socks to complete their gym attire. Typically they wear their dark dress socks pulled up to the stretch limit.
oh, and there were two guys (young even) looking all sock crazy tonight and one dude (same dude everytime) rockin' the short shorts. guys + short shorts = not so much!
Poo that lies between the toes.
..."Gee, ma, look at little Billy Rogers, he has some sock goop between his toes!.."
A sock, or socks, is an internet login used for two facing on the internet. A seemingly mysterious account with intent to badmouth, or cause chaos under the protection and safety of being snug within a sock. Socks are never "known brand" trolls that have notoriety. A sock seeks relevance, but, will never attain it due to its cowardly anonymity.
This sock keeps following me around from group to group trying to hump my leg. This sock account somehow knows who I am, but, obviously I don't know who it is. Socks and failtrolls go hand in hand.
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When you fist a petite woman up to your elbow. And flap your hand inside her as if to make a puppet talk.
Did you hear about CJ sock puppeting Lyndsey last night? Yeah I don't think there will be a second date...
What you call your Jizz Sock without it being a sin
Dude i used my Diabetic Sock last night it was awesome being able to blow my load the holy way