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Man he had an impressive equestria dick that ripped me open
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A guy who has such a nice penis or is so good in bed that it erases all the bad qualitities about him and you keep going back despite the bad stuff.
I keep putting up with his shit because he's an eraser dick.
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A woman/man who is not only giving blowjobs on a regular basis, but giving them at rapid, and multiple rates.
Yo, chris! where's Erin?
She went inside with David, Ryan, and Tyler. She's probably in there chuggin' dicks
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A flock of dicks that have no rules, float free, and are typically found in open fields wet, swampy areas. They can only be caught with two master-balls. Once caught, use a hydropump to suck out the valuable juice within.
Hey Lauren! Let's go dick hunting! There is a field where I know a bunch of wild dicks float.
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Something with no value other than stimulation, or "food" for your dick.
Baywatch was thin on plot, but it was great Dick Food.
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Living with a man that you can have sex with at any time.
If I have to be quarantined during this pandemic, thank God I have In house dick.
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The act of pulling out of a girl's mouth and blowing a juicy wad all over her face when she specifically said not to.
Tom forcefully pulled out of Betty's mouth, ignoring his desire to have her swallow his load, and fired off a mayonaise round onto her face. As the shock set in, he said "Sorry I thought you were a deer."
This is the proper way to perform a Dick Cheney.
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