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When someone says something outlandish, this is a common response.
Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.
I don't like it when guys point middle finger you know who
I don't like it when guys point middle finger you know who
The perfect way of saying the word cunt without saying it. You can often use any words of English literature to tell someone to simply "Don't be a cunt". But if saying the word cunt is a bit too bleak and to the point and you really wanna drive home how much you hate someone. Bring back the past in one of the most satisfying ways with the last name of someone you really despise.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Yo! Where the hell have you been?
Guy 2: I was just at some girl's house. I had to bounce, she was being a real Calanthe.
Guy 1: I feel ya bro.
Example 2:
Girl 1: Take your shit and get out of my house!
Guy 2: I get it! You're mad because someone was right about getting his computer hacked!
Girl 1: I'm just mad that he's way better at being likable than I am because I can only sway guys with ass and tits!
Guy 2: That's not the only thing you're really good at doing!
Girl 1: What? Me being a power hungry Reddit Karma whore?!?
Guy 2: No! It's being a Calanthe! Don't be a Calanthe!
A phrase used when someone is loud, obnoxious and destructive.
Stop it Tasnim, don't kill the house!
A Holy channel with a fuck-ton of lore.
Guy 1: Hey do you like #Don't-Break-The-Chain?
Guy 2: yes
When you get bad news while eating your dinner.
(Eating dinner)(K to Steve)
K: I just got news that Oliver succumb to disease.
Steve: When did this happen?
K: About an Hour ago
Steve: Lets get the Family together. I was just eating my dinner.
K: Hey, I'm just a messenger.
Don't shoot the cook.
I don't like Kim So Hyun
I don't like Kim So Hyun