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When a guy cums in a girls mouth and she acts like she's swallowed it and goes in for a kiss. During this she will spit the semen into the guys mouth (like a bird feeds it's young) forcing him to taste his own cum. Once he realizes it's his own cum he will gag and throw up while the girl laughs.
Dude, last night she was backwards bird feeding me. I haven't eaten all day...
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The type of manufactured pop music that gains a cult following of office girls who listen and sing to and dance to on a saturday night. Examples of Common Birds Music are Cheryl Cole, The Saturdays, Sugarbabes, Girls Aloud, Pussycat Dolls, Lady GaGa and anything from the likes of TV Shows such as Pop Idol and the X Factor.
Office Women: Here come the girls!
Town Commuter: Friggin Common Birds Music!
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A person who thinks they are all that, but truly they are afraid of living life to its fullest, so instead blame everyone around them for their short-comings in life.
I was told he broke up with her because she wasn't like me, never mind it was probably all on him due to the drinking, he is such a Sissified tweety bird.
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To let the birds out on someone is an action which signifies that what the person has just done or said was a huge wreck. It is done by crossing your arms and linking your hands at the thumbs, flapping the remaining fingers like a birds wings. The action is to be accompanied by the sound: "hmmmmmm", as well as erratic flapping and head-bobbing to your desire.
Letting The Birds Out can also be conducted in a partnership, or a large group, all simultaneously letting the birds out on one persons morale.
"Isaak that was a shit joke, i'm gonna let the birds out"
Isaak: "(insert lame joke)
Dave & Rusty: "hmmmm hmmmm" (Letting The Birds Out)
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When one is caught in the boring part of a relationship and they feel trapped and want to leave the relationship but they cant because they still have feelings for the other person. OR they are freaked out by how intense the relationship is when its only been a few weeks, so they want out but at the same time they dont.
She feels like she has caged bird syndrome because he told her he loved her after the 2nd week they were together.
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The Avian Bird Flu is a strand of influenza that was originally found birds and ducks across North America and Asia. It has since mutated strands and become transferable from avian to avian. Then it mutated again from Avian to human. It is not transferrable human to human at the moment, but inevitably it will mutate and wipe out half the world’s population in a manner of weeks as there is no cure and all vaccines become obsolete once the strand mutates- and it mutates constantly. It is speculated to cause a death toll greater than that of the Spanish Flu. This pandemic is widely overlooked, but it isn't a matter of 'IF' it happens. It is more a matter of 'WHEN' it happens.
When the H5N1 (Avian Bird Flu) strand of influenza becomes transferable from Human to Human it will be a manor of hours before it makes it back to North America. Exporting, Importing and Planes will allow human carriers to cross boarders and oceans and affect their families with the disease. The virus doesn't have symptoms in the first couple days, so you could be a carrier and have no idea- thus infecting your family and loved ones inadvertently.
Wash your hands.
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The act of cussing out your electronic device while playing Angry Birds
Mother f******!!
God d*****!!
B*******!!
..."Mom, i think you may have angry bird tourettes"
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