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The act of folding the testicles above the shaft for a more aggressive and complex appearance. Alternatively known in Europe as the Irish weather balloon.
After spotting a mountain lion on the hiking trail , I immediately produced a Tallahassee top hat. The wildcat was discouraged and immediately left the area .
Even more severe English muffin top, where there is so much flab that it is impossible for the woman to look at her vagina and in more severe cases (if that's possible) it can even prevent sex. It is often said that if you hug a woman with an American muffin top she will always love you.
Bill: Hey, you see that girl with a muffin top.
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*
When you are so into someone it makes you weak.
That regular at the resturant you work at that makes you feel hot and heavy. Definitely some top-shelf infatuation!
Masturbating whilst driving at speed. Feeling horny whilst travelling
I was on the way to London so had a 'top gear twist' on the way.
A classic.
“Can I get a Bb top of the scale as in YoU BeT YouR BOok BaG”
These shits would be in every cereal box and little kids would collect them to later on give ‘em to the teacher for something in return which was mostly the class leader type stuff
Me: “ayoo did you give in your school box tops?”
Friend: “no man i forgot them at home!”
This shits would come in anything little kids would eat and you would give them in to your teacher
Me: Did you give in your school box tops bro?
Friend: nah man i forgot them at home!