recycled water

When you are drinking water and someone makes you laugh so you spit the water back into your cup.

Brad is drinking recycled water because of John

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That’s a mean cup of water.

That’s a mean cup of water — A mytho-legendary quote attributed to The Man in Black himself Johnny Cash when he performed live at San Quentin Prison.

Many people were against his performance in prisons especially prison guard unions who thought that a Johnny Cash prison performances would quite probably incite riots.

What actually happened was that Cash said: “If there are any guards still talking to me could you bring me a cup of water”.

After he finished drinking it, Cash destroyed and crushed the tin cup in which his water had been provided. Then he sang a song about the uselessness of San Quentin Prison and theories of rehabilitation called: San Quentin.

His Johnny Cash Live at San Quentin Album was certified gold on August 12th 1969 and in spite of the documented evidence to the contrary, the legend of the “ That’s a mean cup of water” quote is more powerful than what actually occurred.

But that’s the thing about a good and well told mytho-legendary story: it’s never what actually happened; it’s what SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED!!!!

That’s a mean cup of water. I felt tough like I’ve seen a thing or two; but I’ve never seen anything as hard as the cup of water I just drank!!!!

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Irish Water Spaniel

A large breed of spaniel, the oldest and rarest of them.

It has a thick, waterproof, curly liver-coloured coat which although looks similar to that of a poodle in texture, is actually very soft and fluffy.

Their most distinguishing features are their bright yellow eyes and their strange, hairless, rat-like tails. They also have webbed feet.

It is impossible to keep this dog out of the water, so don`t even try.

Person 1 - `Hey, is that a poodle?'
Person 2 - 'No, check the tail. That's an Irish Water Spaniel'

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its water time

having a glass of water before your first ALCOHOLIC drink of the night.

e.g

Paul Dillon: Its water time! *drinks a glass of water*

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Dog Water

(aka) Labrador Water
When the water you're served in a cafe tastes like you've licked an unwashed Labrador. Caused by the glass-wear being washed with anything contaminated with egg sulfur.

This tastes like "Dog Water "

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water dust

The dirty left on a surface after water evaportes.

You need to wash the dish drainer it has water dust on it.

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bread and water

safe word to use around guardian figures that truly means "weed and a dutch"

"Urv: Yo, who's tryna burn tonight?
Shay: I'll bring the bread and water homie
Urv: What does that even fuckin mean?!
Shay: Weed and a dutch, you idiot"

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