Witness Protection For What

A wise thing some small streamer dude called viper dark or some shit like that said

Person 1: Witness protection for what?!?
Person 2: No one was convicted of anything!!!

It's not what it looks like

It's EXACTLY what it looks like.

Josh expelled "It's not what it looks like!" when his girlfriend stormed into his room, only to continue with his obvious relations upon her leaving.

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AYO WHAT THE FUCK

When you are least expecting something, but that something is worse than you intended.

Me: HE'S LOW, HE'S LOW!

Friend: I GOT HIM, I GOT HIM!

Boss: *Enters phase 2*

Both: AYO WHAT THE FUCK

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it isn’t what it isn’t

A phrase stating the opposite of the ever popular and meaningless, “it is what it is,” but essentially meaning the same thing.

Well lemme remind ya honey, life can just simply suck sometimes; it isn’t what it isn’t.

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That's what she wants

A phrase similar to "That's what she said." Used to respond to something said that could be taken in a sexual way.

In the lunch line:

Matt: What did you order?

Jay: A meatball sub.

Matt: A 12 incher?

Jay: That's what she wants.

Right, what's all this, then?

int - The official Motto of Scotland Yard. Used to question the happenings at a scene. Also a very uppity way of asking "What's going on?"

Phil: Evenin', mates.
John: Evenin', Phil. Blimey! *shoots Phil*
Policeman: Right, what's all this, then?

Snob A: Good evening, old sport.
Snob B: Right, what's all this, then?

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what it do baby

"what it do babyyyyy!!" Is an exclamation and is the equivalent of saying "how's things?".

"wassup bro"
"What it do baby?"

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