Butthole Cheese

Cheese exiting through your butthole. Can be liquid, like nachos, or chunky, like blue cheese. Usually causes the feeling of constipation.

I can't have sex with all this Butthole Cheese on my ass!

My Butthole Cheese is preventing me from pooping.

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Dick Cheese

dick cheese. When you jizz and its all yellow from chlamydia. OH YEAH ;) Popularized by Les Grossman from the movie Tropic Thunder.

Les: LISTEN MOTHER FUCKER ILL SEND YOU A HOBOS DICK CHEESE!!

Flaming Dragon: ..............................

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Dick Cheese

gross mold-like stuff that can form on a dirty penis. has nothing to do with whether or not the subject is circumsized.

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eat cheese on

where u stick a slice of cheese in a ass and eat it

i eat cheese on tim last night.

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feta cheese

A really awkward kind of cheese, usually served with squash in a corner.

According to Onion, Feta is the most lazy of chee.

Feta and Provolone were walking down the street and Feta complimented on Provolone's thighs. Provolone was like "I smell like feet"

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Fold Cheese

A rare cheese found only in the folds and flaps of the most obese people that resembles melted swiss cheese and smells like toe-jam.

She's so fat you can fuck her folds cuz they're lubed up nicely with fold cheese...

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sweet cheeses

a US delicacy consisting of a mouthful of cheese popcorn with 2 or 3 carmel corn pieces added

put sweet cheeses in my hand

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