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When one is about to get up off the toilet before realising their life is a piece of shit and there's no point being anywhere, so they just sit back down.
I can't be bothered today. I'll just do the fuck-it-sit all day.
When one is so desperate for sex they fuck a duck.
"Hey bro how was last night?"
"I don't know bro, it was a dry duck Fuck."
When you are wearing your suit and you just pull your junk out of the zipper and then lift her skirt up and fuck her..
Or advanced acrobatic fucking..
I'm gonna Fancy fuck your vag.. With my diock..
When someone keeps arguing with you this is how to tell them that you want them to "fuck off", or when you are immediately turned off because of what your partner said during sex
"Omg you are so cringe!"
"Fuck off my cock"
Means I totally disregard what you regard…
FTB
Don’t slow down, full steam ahead. Mash!
Fuck the brakes man.. I’m full steam ahead. Roll on! Don’t slow down… FTB 🔥
Someone puts their dick in a cup and fucks it
Sam: "What did you do at the party last night?"
Kevin: "We did a fuck cup."