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Any situation when one would pantomime finger guns to their own head and stimulate blowing their brains out, but can't do it do to social structures.
For the hundredth time Brittany told me about how cute her kids were, and it got me temple fucked.
The same as a dipshit but it’s worse
Oh my god, he is such a pud fuck
Intercourse with her without condom.
RAW was used as an adverb here, means without condom.
He would fuck her raw.
A phrase used whenever americans can’t see the beauty in something, taken from billy on the street talking about his love for the movie Rattatoullie
Person 1:”I went to the grand canyon with a bunch of americans and they were all on their phones the whole time”
Person 2:”Jesus, Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the ass.”
An exclamation made popular by Jeremy Scott of CinemaSins in his review of Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. Typically used to express frustration or other discontentment.
"Fucking cocksucking shitballs! The fact that these skeletons were perfectly placed in the dining room is the ONLY way Enoch's ability can be used, and it's fucking bullshit!"
A Metric Fuck ton is at least 600-900 of anything. While a Shitload is only 400-500 of anything.
I got a metric fuck ton of sandwiches.
How much fucking bread do you have Gabe?