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humpty-fuck

In interface development, the act of taking a shitty, broken, shattered visual design, data model, or prototype and putting it back together to form some sort of pristine fuckin' egg to serve up to the user.

"Let me get this straight. You want me to humpty-fuck that shit into something usable?"

by MangoBonespurs October 17, 2018


FUCKING INTERNET MAN!

When you are playing an online FPS game and lose a fight because you are being subject to large amounts of lag because you either don't use an ethernet cable or use some ancient ADSL service that is capable of usually 10mbps topsy-turvy

Spack No.3: *Loses a Warzone gulag* Also Spack No.3: "FUCKING INTERNET MAN!"

by Jack Spank9049 April 11, 2022


Muffle-fuck

(Verb)
The act of stifling your sex noises so your children in the adjoining room can't hear how mommy likes to be spanked and called a whore

The kids have been home all thanksgiving break. I'm tired of having to muffle-fuck every night so they don't hear us.

by Kbee405 November 26, 2017


I want to have fuck with you

This phrase is specifically when you wake up with no memories of anything so you go up to a woman and try to seduce her

Suggestion - Challenging 12 Try *The Expression* on her - let her know you want her. Physically.

CHECK FAILURE

SUGGESTION Challenging: Failure — The words have already left your mouth...

"I want to have fuck with you."

by DiscoThey May 5, 2024


Shin fuck

When you are having sex then your shins Touch

I shin fucked Karen last night

by Molly monkey November 24, 2019


Fuck Zelda

A little arc en ciel from syria and gona explose two man from siberia so i need to raconte you une histoire , that storry is a storry abouteuh zeldo zeldo is a little pneus from michelin u know the big constructeur of pneus she have the particuliarité de drifté on the flooor assez fast , she got 98 on drift and 77 d'adherence u can reconnaitre un pneus zelda when u ear the RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRIRIRIRIRIRIRII on the discord channel.

Fuck Zelda

by Unebombenonexplosifsigjuré March 21, 2019


National fuck your dog day

On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!

Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!

by AlecIsHot March 2, 2023

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