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Jerking off into your coffee in the breakroom
So i walked in and saw a bunch of guys in the break room fucking the dog
When you work on oil rigs and u're in the "doghouse" ( brakeroom) screwing around...
Ramie's in there fucking the dog and the rest of us are killing ourselves.
When the sex was good enough to make you want to go to sleep afterwards
-How was the sex?
-He fucked me tired enough to be ready for my bedtime routine.
It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other
Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow
The number of fucks you currently have left to give about a given problem or topic.
1. I was going to vote in this year's election, but after spending the last ten years getting wallet-fucked by both parties, my fuck inventory was depleted, so I stayed home and masturbated instead.
2. Susan sent me a nasty email asking why I hadn't completed all my tasks this sprint, but when I checked my fuck inventory, I found that I had zero remaining fucks, so I told her that I was sick and took the day off.
The act of banging in front of a window with the hopes of being seen; most commonly exercised in the form of hotel sex.
She was an exhibitionist and begged him for a window fucking.
A person you have to fuck before you die
Come on man a dwarf is a bucket fuck