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parting gesture. alternative for good bye.
father: are you going out to get wasted as fuck aye?
son: aye, take it easy
father: catch ya later
son: rock
father: rock like fuck son
A person who rides around in an old beat up pick up truck looking through peoples trash for metal scrap to take to the junkyard to exchange for cash.
Junk Fuck: "You got major electrical problems, dude"
Ken: "Who was that guy?":
Brian: "Oh, some Junk Fuck"
Shoving ones penis into his asshole whilst screaming "OH GOD"
Steve: did debbie tell u what sandy's boyfriend FRED did the other day?
Rick: nope; what happened?
Steve: Fred God Fucked himself at the beach yesterday when he tripped over a rock!
Rick: dayyyyyymn bro
When you want to apologize for saying "fuck you" to someone.
Person: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU TABLE! FUCK YOU CHAIR!
-A moment later-
Person: *sobs* I'm sorry, I didn't mean to anger you, table, chair. I un-fuck you guys.
To do something or be fired. To do something or leave.
To meet a quota/goal or be fired. To do what you're told or get out.
Usually used as a threat to get something done when all other avenues have failed.
Salesmen 1: During our sales meeting, our manager told us if we didn't make quota for the month, we'd be fired.
Salesmen 2: Yeah, I guess it's fuck or walk.
Stand down or you will be slapped.
Yo bro go fuck yourself before you knock yourself
Usually reffered to as the reeking jakey cunts downtown. Can be found most comonly in Scotland. They'll steal your fucking carrots.
I met some junkie fucks down the town the other day, tried to eat my fucking carrots, the bastards.