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when a situation is so messed up, mentioning it retroactively undermines one's attempt to censor the foul language it clearly called for.
Dude did you hear B____ crashed his car the same day he got fired.
What??? that's effing fucked.
I know, it's bad.
When you "celebrate" reaching a deadline by having sex/masturbating.
(I thought of this on call with a friend)
"would you like to deadline fuck"
"I've hit my deadline, id like to deadline fuck"
someone who's so fucking annoying that you have to slap their balls, this one person gets on your nerves so much you cant help but throw hem off a bridge.
That kid is an annoying fuck, I almost just wanna throw him off a bridge so he can suffer and die as an annoying piece of shit.
A used sanitary towel, not to be confused with Dracula’s teabag.
Hey Janelle? You got any fuck wipes? I’ve only got Dracula’s teabags and my cunt is sore from fucking all of the rugby team last night.
“What in the Mother Fuck” you ONLY use in a country accent.
What in the Mother Fuck? You don’t do anything right!
Someone you agree to have sex with if you haven’t before the age of 16.
‘Dude, I won’t be a virgin on my 16th. I’ve got a safety fuck.’
Noun: Safety Fucker - A person who fuck‘s their Friend‘s significant other to prove the significant other‘s disloyalty and keep the friend safe from a bad relationship.
Verb: Safety Fuck - The act of fucking a Friend’s significant other to prove the disloyalty of the significant other to their friend, keeping them safe from a bad relationship
ex. 1 (Noun) - My friend is a top-tier Safety Fucker! He’s saved me from 8 bad relationships!
ex. 2 (Verb) - I Safety Fucked Jacob’s girl and now they aren’t dating. He’ll thank me later.