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Some shit an Ornn said when he thought he was useful in a ranked game
When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.
Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
when yo password dont work and you get mad
I CANT REMEMBER THIS FUCKING PASSWORD *flipos table*
The adult, classy and well-rounded version of a Fuck Boy. This person typically has good intentions, knows wrong from right, weighs the pros and cons and knows exactly what the best decision is, however they still proceed with the fuck boy decisions.
Jereth is clearly a gentle fuck man.
Fuck my cunt simply said..
Fuckstrated ..
Damnit Rob why don't u just fuck my cunt ?
“shut the fucking shit up” is a phrase that basically means “shut the fuck up” (refer to shut the fuck up) but with more emphasis on the “fuck” part.
person 1: LALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU LALALALALA
person 2: shut the fucking shit up
person 1: >:(