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When two people both call shotgun for the front seat. The result being the two people fucking each other. The first one to cum doesn't get the seat.
Matt: I had such a good shotgun fuck last night with Megan!
Dylan: What the hell is a shotgun fuck dude?
Matt: A fight over the front seat which leads to sex whoever cums first loses.
Dylan: Now I understand
when someone is that drunk they almost die!
dude1: y is he on the floor sick talking about christmas day?
dude2: lad hes padden fucked, tit
The worst insult my friend and I could think of calling someone. If someone calls you this I would consider never speaking again.
Losing your virginity by the stereotypical all-American Southern Christian way, i.e. that is with, a cisgender, heterosexual, conventionally attractive girl.
"Did you hear Kumar had a Christian fuck with Samantha?"
It means that the person is so sexy you want to fuck them.
Man that guy lookd fuck-a-lious
Getting fucked in the ass with gravy instead of lube.
Gator, get the gravy! He’s gettin J Fucked!
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Fuck Anubis girl called Millie on October 24th because why not
Guy 1:It’s fuck Millie day
Guy 2:I’m gonna fuck Millie hard today