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Whenever people say this to me on Snapchat, i report them
'don't give a flying fuck'
'neither do i that your gonna get banned now'
the definition of a beta male is a guy weigh 60kg and is skinny as fuck a list of beta male names are, matthew,daniel and bobby these guys are the guys that walk around the gym with their fucking tank tops when they are skinny as fuck. they try to bench 20kg's but still fail, just as they fail in life
mark- That guy matthew is such a "fucking beta malex" male bitch he cant even do 100 pull ups
brad- Hell yeah brotien hes such a bitch
Annual Fuck Pickle Day occurs on the 2nd of May. Fuck Pickle.
Issac: Hey why did your parents name you Layne?
Layne: I don't know but its may 2nd so happy Fuck Pickle Day
An expression of contempt spoken by a non-native English speaker, usually originating from China.
Restaurant Patron: “Excuse me sir, please could you say fried rice”
Restaurant Owner: “Fuck woo”
1) A state of being where one is creating a mess due to their being overwhelmed or in a brain fog.
Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked I keep knocking everything over because my head is so foggy.
2) Ending up having sex with someone while the events leading up to such were a fog or blur.
Ex: last night I was a fluster-fuck; I have no idea who the guy was at the party that I slept with since I was so wasted.
3) Being screwed over by people because of mistakes one is making in a brain fog.
Ex: I got fluster-fucked at work today when a coworker stole my idea that I was poorly articulating to my boss.
4) Knowing one is going to screw everything up due to the severity of brain fog.
Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked: I'm going to screw up my presentation at work since my head is so foggy.
Since I received the bad news, I'm so fluster-fucked I can't see straight.
From Finnish, 'pilkunnussinta' lit. comma-fucking
No need to make unnecessary corrections that add nothing to the discussion at hand
A: bananas are easily my least favourite fruit.
B: well, they're actually berries
A: that doesn't matter, no need to fuck commas
When ur in a relationship what does this mean ?
No fucks giving 😈 ‚Does it means she's cheating /a hoe?