A used sanitary towel, not to be confused with Dracula’s teabag.
Hey Janelle? You got any fuck wipes? I’ve only got Dracula’s teabags and my cunt is sore from fucking all of the rugby team last night.
“What in the Mother Fuck” you ONLY use in a country accent.
What in the Mother Fuck? You don’t do anything right!
When you are either pissed off, hopeless, in trouble, or suffering, or maybe all at once. Literally means "why is this happening?", but in a less nice way.
Guy1: homeless
Guy2: takes the guy's stuff and hits him with a bat
Guy 1(crying and pissed): Oh fucking why?!
To be/live in the middle of nowhere
Parker: Dude where the fuck are we?
Ryan: We're in bumble fuck!
It's very mentally challenging to figure out this problem but let me try bumble fuck this first and update you.
Slang for "The middle of nowhere", like in the boonies or another isolated location.
How would I know, I live in the middle of bumble fuck nowhere...
Usually reffered to as the reeking jakey cunts downtown. Can be found most comonly in Scotland. They'll steal your fucking carrots.
I met some junkie fucks down the town the other day, tried to eat my fucking carrots, the bastards.