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When you throw a pie-tin full of whipped cream at someone’s back and it sticks to their back like a turtle shell.
“Wow, Elijah just got done turtle-backing Jeremy!”
A special combination of three different strains of marijuana. The combination is then taken eight times, the number of bowls is then represented by levels of the session.
yoooooo maaaan, i fucking took the turtles foot and its likeeee turtles up your face alll the fucking time footing you theirr soliciatizing feet.
the turtle has two turtles foot, the other two are liess.!
a ban thats always there for everyone. but dont be fooled, because under all the innocent exterior, lies the stinkiest creature on this planet
sam: have you seen turtle ban#3782?
nic: no, they've been studying physics for 14 hrs and havent taken a shower in 2 months
an unmotivated asshat or someone you don't wish to associate with or someone who you hold in general unpleasantness.
he's a fucking dune turtle
When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion
I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick
When you’re about to play a set and you need to poo. After a few double drops it’s magically disappears. This is turtle recoil
How crazy is this ? I needed to have a poo mid set but it magically disappeared. Sounds like a bit of Turtle recoil that