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Get on your feet! Naptime is over! With the quickness, can I get a witness like Jehovah? AMEN!
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Forum opened in 2004 as a fan forum for John & Richie, creators of Perfect Kirby. They started out really nice, but ended up being asses. This was because one member, Sherbet Boy , got everyone's respect from being a sarcastic noob-disser. His actions eventually led into turmoil when the forums a'sploded in 2005. But now, a flash animator from J&R's Original forums made a new institute, so they can all shit on eachother. Think of it as a mini-Lilypad.
The J&R Institute was a wonderful forum until all the members sucked Sherbet's dick.
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A style of writing looking like the script of one with Parkinson's disease. See also, Chicken Scratch and Michael J Fox.
My teacher tried to grade my paper, but couldn't read it because I wrote in Michael J. Font.
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Someone that gets riped by a canibus.
Canibus Riped ll cool j in half with the song "Second Round KO"
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Person 1: J. K. Rowling is great!
Person 2: *laughs in transgender*
A heavyweight boxer also known as the "boilermaker" who fought consistently from 1895 until 1904 beating such legends as Bob Fitzsimmons, Jim Corbett, Peter Jackson and Tom Sharkey and retired undefeated. He was like many at the time, a staunch racist, and when the legendary black champion Jack Johnson won the heavyweight title, he foolishly agreed to "put that N*gger in his place" despite the fact that at this point he was morbidly obese and retired over 6 years. After extensive training in fitness and sparring (and many more insults to Johnson), the bout was deemed the fight of the century, and the vast majority of white people bet on Jeffries despite the major fore-mentioned disadvantages. As expected, Jeffries lost in humiliating fashion while Johnson grinned and toyed with him for 15 rounds before knocking him out. Many white people were so butthurt they began killing random black people and even each other. Jeffries undefeated record was now destroyed, but he took the loss with humility and admitted he couldn't land a hit on Johnson and lost fair and square. He stayed retired afterwards, and remained a public figure until his death in 1953.
"James J. Jeffries was ruthless in the ring, but boy did he make a mistake fighting the Galveston Giant"
A guy from the comic strip Thimble Theater, later known as Popeye, who was a glutton. He would con people out for various goods, with his catchphrase, "i'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today", though never paying. He would gorge on hamburgers.
J Wellington Wimpy would eat hamburgers.