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Any politician who has spent a majority of their life in office.
MItch McConnell is a swamp monster
Swamp Monster: a highly opinionated, if not downright self-righteous partisan hack that thrives on verbally abusing other people in order to amuse themselves and other partisan hacks.
Ann Coulter recently asked North Korea to nuke Seattle, confirming once and for all, that she is just another swamp monster.
The neglect of bathing; specifically washing or shaving your genetalia, so when your genitals are visible they resemble a putrid swamp monster.
"I dont think I will be going on dates with Tyler anymore... when we were about to have sex he pulled out a Swamp Monster"
A (often excruciatingly large) dump left in the toilet, unflushed, for the next bathroom user to find.
I left a swamp monster just for you
A girl who dyes her whole head vibrant pastels and dresses like a hoochie mama
Look at how vibrant and slutty carry is dressed she looks like a monster high doll
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Also know as the Scratchy Monster, a story talked about between children of a being that comes in the middle of the night and leaves little scratches on people. The story was made by kids as a way to explain why sometimes they would wake up with scratches they don't remember receiving.
Some kids say he comes when you have been bad but the more common believe is that the monster has no reason, he's simple not a nice guy.
Basically any time a kid goes to bed and wakes up with a scratch he or she didn't have when going to bed is labeled as a Scratching Monster attack.
The Ramasjang Monster is known primarily from its abnormally large horse cock. This is used most frequently to penetrate young children, who happen the show Ramasjang in Denmark. It is wanted for war crimes in almost every country except Taiwan. The war crimes in question are often performed with only a half empty bottle of mayonnaise. One of its most infamous features is its ability to hack Grammarly, and cause widespread Nazi Propaganda. One of the ways it manages this feat, is by changing the word "Democracy" with "A corrupt system created and driven by evil Jews who steal our money." This has caused some trouble for people in the 1930's and 40's. The most famous incident is the second world war, caused directly by the Ramasjang Monster. It is also famous for trading flamethrowers on the black market. It is rumoured that its main costumers are Elon Musk and "Hr. Skæg". Lastly it is famous for appearing on "Ramasjang" on national Danish Television. The government however, doesn't want you to know this, and keep everything except this last part absolutely confidential. Beware of what you do with this information, as the Ramasjang Monster also has a keen sense of smell for all who do not approve of its practices.
I like the Ramasjang Monster. It is good, and everything it does is good too. I would never talk badly about the Ramasjang monster, for then it may penetrate me with its weirdly humongous horse cock. :)