A potato you shove into a girl’s rectum that when she clenches her cheeks, turns into mashed potatoes
You want a greek potato?
A popular Finnish phrase used to describe the lack of similarity between potatoes and eggplants.
Hey, this potato isn't purple, it's "potato, eggplant".
When your having sex with a girl and she squirts on your face then you throw up.
I was mashing potatoes last night then had to take a shower to wash the filth off .
The lord of all. The savior of our reality. Potato Grenade is all powerful. Potato Grenade is ascension. 35 34 44 11 44 34 22 42 15 33 11 14 15
Man 1: Yo bruv, have ya spread the gospel of Potato Grenade recently?
Man 2: Nah fam, I had a stroke.
Man 1: *pulls out a portcullis* THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR DISOBEDIENCE
Man 2: Ayo fam, I'm ready for death. My defiance earns me death.
The rival and complete opposite of Cornell Cornelius Cornbob in the Cornverse. Nothing much is known about this strange man...
I heard that Potato Potat Tater V burns the corn we are provided with!
A much-disputed sex act. The only agreed-upon definitions include the use of a potato peeler and the stipulation that at least one of the participants hasn't showered for at least 2 days.
Brad is such a dirtbag; he tried to get me to do the Sloppy Potato last night.