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To win handsomely and smugly at the cost of others.
"How did you get on at the poker game"
"Great!!! It was an all day breakfast, I fleeced everyone"
"I had an all day breakfast yesterday, took my bosses wife for a date, then this morning he gave me a pay rise"
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When you wanna use 100% of your brain matter, go overboard, investigate thoroughly. None of that half-assed shit, you're getting straight to the facts and putting your best foot forward too.
"Patrick said he wasn't into drinking that night but later went all in with Chris Hayes and got shitfaced."
"Reggie went all in with Chris Hayes at soccer practice today and scored seven goals for our team!"
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Crappy song by Meghan Trainor that's supposedly about how the bass guitar is like the thickness of a song or the bottom, relating to the body like that, yet it doesnt even have a bass drop or any real bass that can be heard over the shitty melody and fake ass lyrics.
It's become popular because it inspires obese woman despite it being a fucking terrible song, even the one singing it is fat, and they even include a fat guy in the video, it looks like she's trying to make fun of herself.
400 pound woman: Yeah i'm all about that bass.
Ideal body weight woman: Shut the fuck up already you're a fucking hippo.
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Someone who is well read or performs well in a large variety of subjects that is admirable and worth mentioning; but on the other hand doesn't know everything about one thing in particular.
A Jack of all trades is similar to the value of a Jack in a deck of cards. It's a good card, but there are definitely better ones out there.
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when one is defecating and feels the urge to urinate in consequence
dude i was taking a huge dukie and i felt the need to let all systems go
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All true, we only use a fax machine here. No printers! Facts only
Brian’s hairline looks so fucked, all fax no printer
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1. a group of 2 or more nerds, geeks or people whom you would not identify with.
2. enemies
3. a gaggle of dorks
4. a name you call buddies when half your friends show up late
Look at that, its the all winner squad on the way to a Star Trek convention.
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