save me from the winnie the pooh man
banana life hacks
Mia is a girl who likes anime. Like not even good anime. Like Haikyuu anime which is really gross. Also one time in the second grade this girl broke a kid's glasses. Also in elementary school she was the girl that was really obsessed with bananas.
That girl is totally a Mia(Banana Girl)>"
When you're tossing the salad, you throw up at the same time but you keep going.
"Bro, I was tossing the salad last night but it turned into a banana bread salad. Was wicked cool."
When a banana peels it’s self whips out it’s penis which is covered in Oreos and cums on the floor and then wipes it up with his peel
Damn that banana got a big dick make a nigga do a split I wanna see him banana squirty McFlurry
a song that is just talking about bananas flying
Hey yo dude! have you see the song "Bananas Can Fly" on youtube?
Riff Raff had a really nice rose gold watch that he wore to class in middle school
“Back in eighth grade
Banana berry wrist
Teacher wanna tell me be realistic”
-Riff Raff, “How to Be the Man”
When yo lady is on all fours and you pick her up by her ankles while you are fucking her from behind. Then your friends paint their dicks yellow and fill her like a shopping cart. For an added special touch you can put a grocery bag over her head.
Hey bro wanna come over tonight and banana shopping cart my girl?
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