Ellie’s dad

Ellie’s dad is someone that never botheres with his kids . He’s obsessed with spending money at the Casino and shoving his head down the shower plug to pull out any hairs that could of been stuck up his arse . He is the type of person who will only send you a birthday card when your dead and has never returned since he went to buy the milk dad of the year !!

“Ellie’s dad

Dad's Law

Dad's law is the right of the father to turn the bed room of his first born in to a dad's pad or man cave E.G a games room , bar sports room , small cinama or pool room .

Him: The eldist has gone to uni time to sort the dad pad.

Her: erm who says I want a walk-in wardrobe!!!
Him: Dad's Law
Her: 😡😭🤬😡😭🤬

Hiba's dad

A father that left his daughter to own many many milk factories

girl 1: my dad left

girl 2 :you are a hiba's dad

Golden Dad

(n.) A father who's so cool you can't help wishing he was your dad, too. Someone who takes things in stride, never loses his shit, always supportive and has your back, and somehow manages to deal with his kid--no matter what--in a calm, respectful way.

Can you believe him? His kid is gone three days, busted for car theft, freaking out in jail, and he's bailed him out and talking him down calmly. Totally golden dad stuff, that is.
Could also be golden mom or other near relative if they fit the bill.

ur dad lol

an absolute idiot, and a scaredy-cat! they're weak and pathetic should have gone to get the milk.

I hate ur dad lol
fr they're such a wank stain!

soaps dad

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did you mean milk?

Ghost Dad

To be sexually assaulted by a “ghost.” (Reference: movie, sexual assault case).

So I was watching tv when my dick start dripping for no reason. Then I heard and felt a presence. Realizing there was a ghost dad to blame.
Back up ghost dads I’m abstinent!
Don’t be trying to ghost dad my hole spirit.

Ever since I started getting ghost dad’d I find it hard to envision consenting to sex in the real world. Like I’ve got ghost dad Stockholm syndrome.

I’d never came from my butt hole being touched until I got ghost dad’d.
Id never had my butt hole touched until I ran into a ghost dad.

Please make me cum ghost dad!