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donald duck style naked

Wearing only a shirt and or jacket and nothing else

Did you see that guy with no pants? He was Donald Duck style naked.

by 8-^D February 5, 2014


ducks will fart in church

A highly improbable event to the point of there being no realistic chance of it occuring. Similar to 'pigs might fly'

Person one - 'Albert is wants to win the election'

Person two 'Oh yeah, and I suppose the ducks will fart in church as well!'

by Caiptean August 8, 2009

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Los Angeles Lame Duck

When one attempts to have intercourse without "wood".

the man ran out of viagra so he resulted in a Los Angeles Lame Duck

by Mattahew February 3, 2006

21πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


If you can't duck it, then fuck it.

When something just can't ducktape it... then its fucked

If you can't duck it, then fuck it. It's broke.

by Michael-Dale June 28, 2006

68πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


water off a duck's back

An insult that rolls off you like water off a duck's back is one that is ignored.

Sometimes you need to let things roll off you like water off a ducks back.

I read some of your posts and, to be honest with you, it seems like you kind of go out of your way to invite a confrontation just so you can convince yourself that you have a leg to stand on.

So far I do not see your name being assigned as mod and I found your posts to be difficult to read as there is a lack of cohesion to your messages.

Secondly, if you do not want people spamming then you would be well advised to follow your own advice and stop making numerous off topic posts.

Look, I get a bit miffed too when people respond in the manner this "Hog" guy did but at the same time sometimes you just have to view people like him as you would an ill behaved 2 year old.

But..it would be to your benefit as well as others if you do not purposely invite confrontations like that. It is called a "set up" and is almost at the bottom of the ethics scale.

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Black Waltz #6β„’
Black Waltz #6 Apr 20, 2004



NOTE: Butt-waltz is still a faggot.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

124πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


Fucking the duck until exploded

A funny accident from translating "εΉ²ηˆ†ιΈ­ε­" into "Fuck the duck until exploded". It is used to show stupidity.

Your stupid sentence just now was just fucking the duck until exploded.

by Mr. Pseudonymity January 29, 2018

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


duck hunting sex position

A sex act performed on a male involving licking the anus, while cupping his balls with one hand and using the other hand to work his dick like a pump action shot gun. Mimicking a sight and shoot similar to hunting ducks.

I met this dirty bitch who agreed to perform the duck hunting sex position on me last night. Shit was dope

by big G dawg rig February 10, 2014

35πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž