The act of joyously injecting an egg (any type) into ones anus with a turkey baster and then squatting over a partners face and expelling the egg.
I totally gave Susie a egg facemask and then we cooked the egg for breakfast.
The exquisite smell of shit pipes. Hearty and full of chunky turds the smell seeps from the corroded pipe walls reminding you of the horrible stench of your late babushka's breakfast eggs.
I haven't been to any breakfast joints since we got a whiff of Grandma's Eggs. Just the sight of an egg makes my nose hairs curl...
Lacking pedigree; not a pure breed or inbred. Widely used in Hong Kong and Taiwan to describe Chinese "Mainlanders".
They speak Cantonese like mixed eggs.
Professional mixed eggs
Me: Maddy do you know what mixed eggs are? Maddy: no wtf is that, aren’t you American?
Me: Americans are weird
Americans call it mixed eggs. Who scrambled eggs??
Mandy have you had mixed eggs? Madly: No wtf is that, you mean scrambled? Me: Americans are weird
Daniel: Wtf is an Egg Nugget???
Kade: ermmm its agshully Egg NOGGET as in eggnog buddy :nerd:
Something that can only happen within angry women usually named Emma.
Emma: You are such a baby
Me: You have Hemorrhoid egg stfu