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Isn't it Jackson Wang from GOT7?
Isn't it Jackson Wang from GOT7?
What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.
Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!
A giga Chad that was excommunicated after his magnum dong got erect and knocked god down from heaven. Turning to the dark arts he created surprisingly great rates to collect disciples for his cult of state farm.
That punk assed bitch who calls late night flirting with you about hooking up in some khakis
That muhfucka who was shot in the ass by my homeboy for callin’ his chick at 3 in the morning, yeah that was Jake from State Farm.
unknown_humxn_ is the original Heather and Queen bcz- I said so. She is. It is true and no one shall go beyond that information. She is amazing, outstanding, beyond this universe and no one can compete with her. She is literally perfect, no one can tell me otherwise.
"Omg unknown_humxn_ from tiktok just followed me!" "Wait really?! That queen, heather, spectacular, ethereal person followed you?! You are so lucky."
February 7th is Hug a Creature from the Void Day! Hug horrible gremlins and eldritch abominations whenever you see them
Person 1: Happy Hug a Creature from the Void Day! *hugs void gremlin*
Void Gremlin: *loud screeching and hissing”