Gay Gabe

A gay kid from Alaska who tries to have sex with two not gay boys at once in a camper, resulting in him being rejected and made fun of for the rest of his life.

(In the camper)

Oleana the Gay Gabe: Hey buddys you wanna play truth or dare

Brandon: Um Ok i guess...........

John: what the fuck?

Oleana the Gay Gabe: Ok guys dont freak out, but I dare you let me suck your dicks

Brandon: Dude John lets get the fuck out of here.

John: No doubt dude, Oleana is a total Gay Gabe

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gay boyfriend

gay guy that a straight girl likes romantically. they hang out often, being good friends since nothing else is going to happen.

girl: "i like you"
guy: "i'm sorry, i'm gay"
girl: "oh, wanna catch a movie?"

The beginnings of a gay boyfriend relationship.

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massive gay

A dorogative term used with the intention of showing displeasure at the one to whom you are uttering this phrase. This usually refers to the size of their perceived homsexuality rather than the size of the homosexual themself. More often than not, however, homosexuality doesn't actually have anything to do with the discussion. In the same way someone calls another a dick head because they don't like them, rather than the victim of these insults actually having a penis on the upper part of their face, "massive gay" is used with the intention of hurting another's feelings.

-I can't come out tonight. I've got too much homework.
-You massive gay!

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gay fart

a silent fart that is often difficult to hear because it just seeps out of your A-hole as if the hole was very loose (like after a penis has been in there).

Guy Ones A-Hole:"puffffffff" (gay fart noise)

Guy Two : hahaha, looks like some ones been recieving penis"

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Gay Jack

A confused little boy, who is a wannabe DJ who is DJ Santii sidekick, he goes to little kids parties and perv over the boys, also he fancies his sexy sister.

This guy at school is a Gay Jack

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Are you gay?

Something to say to at least clear the air when questions arise as to the overly eager nature of helpfulness by someone of the same sex.

SKIPPER: "Here, little buddy, lemme help you with that."
GILLIGAN: "SKIPPER, ARE YOU GAY?"

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gay bait

Attempting to lure a suspected homosexual into revealing himself or herself by giving off indications that one might be gay as well. Generally used by homophobes to establish grounds for verbally or physically attacking a homosexual.

Billy got his ass kicked by a five-foot Puerto Rican drag queen. I told him he was going to gay bait the wrong fag one day.

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