Reference to Taylor Swift's song "All Too Well (Ten Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) (From the Vault). She left her scarf at Jake Gyllenhaal's sisters' house, and sings about how he still has it.
Taylor Swift fans use it to express their anger ate J*ke Gyllenhaal
*Watching Spider-Man*
"Just give the scarf back, Jake!"
عطنا لايك طال عمرك
"Farabi mad fake for not giving me clout" means that after conducting a likes audit, I found Farabi to be a fake friend for not liking my most recent Instagram post
When a primate knows that the primate they most desire is a good one, they fight for it, and ensure both primates have the chance at happiness and sharing the banana.
A very silly monke messed up badly and lost his favourite banana, but he couldn't give up...he made himself better and eventually was reunited with his prize banana and made sure he never did anything so silly again...a monke never gives up on a good banana
Masturbating without moving your arm or hand. It's all in the hips.
He had to go to the doctor when he blew out his hip giving it a stay.
give me the money now
No?
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Da standard prayer uttered by horny studs who wish "Da Great One" to furnish them with at least one chance of getting laid in any 24-hour period.
"Variety is da spice of life", and so it's only natural dat when virile dudes make da divine request of, "Give us this day our dally bred", they would also wish for an assortment of different "flavors of flour" in said crunchy comestibles, rather than just plain wheat or rye or barley each and every day --- i.e., they would wanna have sex with lots of different ladies, not just da same gal over and over.