When the mullet doesn’t look like a wig or real hair just call it a mullet hat.
Man he’s got such a mullet hat.
A kind of person who lives in suburbia, but acts like he lives in the America countryside. They like dirt bikes, cars & hunting. They also show a weirdly strong amount of homosexuality.
They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.
They thought their suburban neighborhood was not a weirdly shaped farm. But then, the mullet hats showed up.
The piece you wear on your head that is a color of Carnation.
(Noun)
"Nice Pink Hat."
"Thanks I got it in school for $500"
"Oh"
A hat that has frozen shit that you wear to protect yourself from crack smoking faggots
The shit foil hat will protect you from the zombie civilization that we got going on
Skyler *starts tweaking*
walter"THAT BITCH ON CAT IN THE HAT"
CAT AND THE HAT
A Canadian Cowboy Hat is when you when you wear some who just gave birth's placenta as a hat.
I did a Canadian Cowboy Hat when my wife gave birth to out first-born.
The act of pissing, shitting and then jerking off in the same toilet during a single bathroom visit.
I went for a piss, that turned into a poop, and then I jerked off because of the porn I watched while I was pooping. The natural hat trick!