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Batten Hell

A failure by the media to bully and use constant misdirection and lies to defeat a truthful politician.

See BBC for examples

The BBC reporter tried but didn't have a batten hell's chance of defeating the UKIP leader

by amojak October 15, 2018


Hell in Harness

Quite often with Fucking in front of it Hell in Harness means: disbelief at an act or phrase

Hell in Harness you ate the whole thing!
Fucking Hell in Harness, why would she say that!?

by Z-Star August 21, 2006


how in the bloody hell do you burn ice cream!?

wellhow do you do it?

-Gordon ramsey: HOW IN THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU BURN ICE CREAM!?

by irapeaarvarks54 May 6, 2024


DD Hell

Abbreviation for "Daredemo Daisuke", if you're weeb enough, you'd know this roughly translates to "It doesn't matter who it is, I love them".

The "Hell" part of this term refers to the situation of being stuck essentially trying to simp to several individuals only to find it very demanding as most of their money goes missing due to the endless mount of merchandise. Not to mention most events don't match up to a their schedule, forcing someone in DD Hell to choose who's the better option. When compared to someone who simps for just one or two people, the crater in their wallets and how well they slept should give a decent description on who's stuck in DD Hell.

A very good example is someone who finds themselves falling into the vtuber rabbit hole, vtubers are those anime girls playing a game. You saw at least once on your recommended yeah? They wind up watching an entire backlog of clips and streams and essentially get addicted to them, They basically have no preferences in each vtuber yet and try to watch all of them. This is where most begin, in DD Hell.

Dude! I just can't get enough of these vtubers! Soon my sleeping schedule's gonna be fucked along with my wallet!

Sucks for you then, guess you're stuck in DD Hell until you can figure out your own preferences.

by Swarts Dè Bangâr March 2, 2021


Wikipedia Hell

Wikipedia Hell is neither mere idea nor unknown reality, though it is as close to both as a benevolent razor to a neck. It exists as much as Facebook or your email address, less than poplar trees, Autumn, red wheelbarrows, and raindrops, and more than the color red or Communism. While it is supposed that Jesus can visit the page, as easily as any, visitors cannot find Jesus' Wikipedia page from here. Theoretically Jesus would also be unable to visit his own page.

Dude, I can't get to Jesus from this Wikipedia page. I must be in Wikipedia Hell.

by The Real Astan October 5, 2013


cocker'n hell

Drunk...Very drunk...so drunk you have to close one eye so you only see one set of lines on the highway to get yourself home. (Disclaimer: if your think drunk then you probably shouldn't be driving home in the first place)

I drank so much last night that I was cocker'n hell.

by Robertpaulchapagne November 15, 2019


Hell Yelling

When a supposed Christian loudly tells you what a sinner you are and you’re going to hell.

I went to the doctor and someone in the waiting room asked me if I go to church. When I said “no”, he started Hell Yelling at me. “You godless son-of-a-bitch, you are going to burn in hell forever.

by Kevitar December 26, 2019