I'm Singaporean

A sarcastic response to a false and or generally fucking stupid accusation

of any kind
Typically of political or racist varieties

Based on a genuine response from the CEO of TikTok Shou Zi Chew about alleged connections between ByteDance and the Chinese government brought up by US Senator Tom Cotton

Senator: Are you a Chinese Communist?

CEO: Senator, I'm Singaporean

i'm a lady

invented in a west yorkshire school,
is a good ice-breaker in conversation

i'm a lady and i can't breathe!

yo man i'm faded

Means to be cool and 'fresh'

Man #1
"Yo man you can trust me I'm faded!"

Man #2
" 'ight man I feel you."

Man #1 "yo man I'm faded."

I'm Doing Ur Mom

It's A Goofy Joke/j And It Means Having Sex With Someones Mom.

Billy: Oi Jil I'm Doing Ur Mom Tonight.

I'm A Car

ur horny but its just an easy way to say it

Ethan: fuck dude I'm a car shes too hot

i'm mariariari

What the hell is this

Hello, i'm mariariari

I'm done

something you say when you say when you cannot taka a joke

"Hey! You're so dumb!"
- "Screw you! I'm done with you!"
"Bruh, it's just a joke,"
-"I'm so done with you!"