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Adjective - Having one more at staff drinks (really 5) when you’re opening in the morning and then waking up 2 hours late in a blind panic before rushing into work, without your usual litre of hairspray.
Your best friend that u were gonna date but your girl best friend is now dating him and your third wheeling and stuck in a funny gc and I hope they never see this but if they do heyyy josh and lindseyyy ✋🏻😘
Omg it’s josh! Cool that anime dude
The slickest nigga, who can bag any bitch with Bearkat any effort. He be finessing cheeks left right and center all day everyday. He also shy until you get to know him then he be outgoing ash. No cap.
Person: “isn’t that guy the guy who’s had 3 girlfriends this year?”
Person 2: “Yeah”
Person: “what’s his name”
Person 2: “I don’t know but he must be a Josh”
The funniest guy you'll ever meet that uses jokes as a shield do hide his insecurities and depth.
Popular with the ladies because he makes each and every one of them feel special and heard but is secretly yearning for his soulmate.
Will never accept any of his own wrongdoings or fuck ups as truth unless you give him concrete evidence, the man always thinks he's right.
He's a jack of all trades, meaning he's pretty good at everything, but will never master anything.
That Josh, it's good that his girlfriend isn't a jealous person, with the girls that constantly hang around him.
Josh's actual name is Joshuah, you know.. the spelling with the unnecessary H at the end. Don't forget!
Josh is a dry guy. He sends you to the sky with his boring quotes from Bill Nye. He eats too much lasagna. say something wrong he'll cry to his mama. Sometimes i think he thinks he's Obama. Soon he gonna join the force with Osama Bin Laden.
Joshua is a poopiehead.