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Killing it in Hamburg

Lame humour that would work for a German audience

“Germans are stockpiling Sausage and cheese, they are preparing for the Wurst Käse scenario” - “You’re killing it in Hamburg

by A?bra March 17, 2020


road killed

To get fucked by two men at once. Similar to a train. But this is like, way crazier. One of the men can have a huge dick (one that can reach your large intestine) AIDS, or an elite stroke game. This ménage à trois could (but not guaranteed) ultimately lead in the death of a woman, hence the term "killed". HAPPY FUCKING!!!!

Michael: "Dude I had a crazy night last night!"
Stefan: "Oh shit, what you do?"
Michael: "Me and Khadim fucking road killed some bitch last night!"
Stefan: LIT!!!!

by sdiggy May 17, 2016


I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

You're so fed up and frustrated, to a state where "I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!!" seems like the only proper response to the situation. Sometimes followed by "In Minecraft." to censor, show insincerity, or make it seem less concerning.

I've been on hold with Veterans Affair for 3 hours, I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!

by wolfnoworries January 6, 2024


Killing An Arab

Standing on a beach
With a gun in my hand
Staring at the sea
Staring at the sand
Staring down the barrel
At the arab on the ground
See his open mouth
But hear no sound
I'm alive
I'm dead
I'm the stranger
Killing an arab

I can turn and walk away
Or I can fire the gun
Staring at the sky
Staring at the sun
Whichever I choose
It amounts to the same
Absolutely nothing
I'm alive
I'm dead
I'm the stranger
Killing an arab
Feel the steel butt jump
Smooth in my hand
Staring at the sea
Staring at the sand
Staring at myself
Reflected in the eyes of
The dead man on the beach
The dead man
On the beach
I'm alive
I'm dead
I'm the stranger
Killing an arab

by Death Menace February 18, 2023


tarkov-team-killed

When you play Tarkov with Skizzles

Ah ffs! Skizzles just tarkov-team-killed me again on Customs

by amitchell21 April 23, 2021


that be that kill

that be that kill : it means when something happens and it get on your nerves or makes you angry , its a new orleans slang . when something goes bad !

man dooda just broke his phone , man that be that kill

by brattsevennn June 16, 2022


Courage Killed the Canine

A Spin on the popular saying "Curiosity killed the cat"

this saying had 3 meanings
but the base meaning is about peoples courage bravery or Confidence getting themself or others hurt

𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏: being too courageous can be dangerous to your Health if Done recklessly
𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟐: when people do brave things unqualified or unable to complete the requirements of the task their trying to complete they end up getting hurt and others hurt with their bravery
𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟑: When people take a risk out of pure courage and confidence they won't get hurt and ending up getting hurt

He got hurt because he ran straight into the fire

ya know Courage Killed the Canine

by LexxDef February 14, 2022