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ethnically lesbian

Queer Spawn born of lesbian-identifying parents.

"Being ethnically lesbian means I was taught masculinity by a butch, so I still bottle up my emotions but when they boil over I'll just cry instead of hitting you and asking for another beer"

by Dyspros August 17, 2024


Lesbian Birthday

The saddest shit you ever saw.

Ezekiel :" Dude "
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."

Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.

by Djentile March 14, 2019


lesbian low ride

A woman that choose to layer their first layer of "boy shorts" with a second layer of "boy pants" ie sweatpants.

Amanda walked into the bar with her reboks with the straps and didn't realize that she was exhibiting the lesbian low ride with her sweaty sweaty sweat pants.

by Sugar Niqua October 26, 2013


special lesbian bB

a lesbian who is better, hotter, smarter, more beautiful, more fun, more bootylicious, than all your previous girls

I got myself a special lesbian bB

by Mimosica September 19, 2019


Pink floyd lesbian

When a man's giving off lesbian vibes, but is in reality a straight/bi man who just has a above average attraction towards 90s/early 2000s rock

-Why do you call me gay?
-It's not that you are gay, you just give off pink floyd lesbian vibes bestie <3

by Null User April 01, 2024


Hyper Lesbian

Somebody that is hyperly-active as a lesbian

Man, that mutherfucker, Robin.
Yeah, she's Hyper Lesbian.

by bombopbm March 12, 2022


Lesbian mile

A lesbian mile is a longer distance than a regular mile. Lesbians often date people from other towns, and their radius of dating maybe wider than that of a straight person.

You’re so cool, but you live so far away... 50miles isn’t that far in lesbian miles babe, don’t worry, we’ll work it out.

by Weenafile September 02, 2019