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The name given to a moment that occurs when a person who is Chaotic Neutral and exists just enough to give off fear and incite the elimination of all rational thoughts.
“That dude’s dab just ended his career, what a Chance Moment!”
“Oh yeah I had a total Chance Moment the other day when I stole this mans girl”
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The moment in a conversation when both people begin to speak dirty. ( Also, type dirty, if on a computer or handheld device)
Boy: I'm going to write a book
Girl: Can I be page 69? (;
^Beginning Wink Moment.
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Jeryn moment is when jeryn says something stupid and we make fun of him for it
"holy cheese" "JERYN MOMENT!"
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Similar to a blonde moment but usually involves anger
Thomas had a red moment when he punched the door because his friends pissed him off
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A point in time where the word "bitch" is forced to be uttered.usually said quickly in a high pitched voice an with a smack of the gums preceding the word itself.but speed an pitch can vary depending on the moment.sometimes pauses of silence are added for effect.these can occur for multiple reasons.
some such as:
1.a question is asked when the answer has either been just revealed to the asker or is obvious.
2.something is said/done that is some straight up dumb ass shit to say/do.
3.someone speaks to you about something they have no business in speaking to you about.
4.something is said/done that is assumptuos,mean or just doesnt make sense.
All of these can be classified as Bitch Moments:
1.*fred talking to badilak on the phone*
fred-"man we cant get on the internet.its cut off"
badilak-"why what did it say?"
fred-"...bitch"
2.*devin walks up to dippin dots stand an points at prices*
devin-"how much are your dippin dots?"
fred an I to ourselves while laughing asses off-"...bitch"
3.*fred walking through mall*
random lady-"you should pull your pants up"
fred-"...bitch"
4.*fred an I are loading a bowl*
*fred takes the bowl while im doing something else an gets green hit*
me-"...bitch!"
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When a woman tries to attempt to do something a man does and miserably fails, such as making a joke.
Also can be used when a woman says something extremely stupid.
Woman: *does something stupid*
Man: woman moment
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