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What little girls say when they start learning the alphabet.
Girl: ABCDEF Cookie Monster!
Kermit: *jumps off a building*
Any politician who has spent a majority of their life in office.
MItch McConnell is a swamp monster
Swamp Monster: a highly opinionated, if not downright self-righteous partisan hack that thrives on verbally abusing other people in order to amuse themselves and other partisan hacks.
Ann Coulter recently asked North Korea to nuke Seattle, confirming once and for all, that she is just another swamp monster.
The neglect of bathing; specifically washing or shaving your genetalia, so when your genitals are visible they resemble a putrid swamp monster.
"I dont think I will be going on dates with Tyler anymore... when we were about to have sex he pulled out a Swamp Monster"
A (often excruciatingly large) dump left in the toilet, unflushed, for the next bathroom user to find.
I left a swamp monster just for you
A girl who dyes her whole head vibrant pastels and dresses like a hoochie mama
Look at how vibrant and slutty carry is dressed she looks like a monster high doll
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Also know as the Scratchy Monster, a story talked about between children of a being that comes in the middle of the night and leaves little scratches on people. The story was made by kids as a way to explain why sometimes they would wake up with scratches they don't remember receiving.
Some kids say he comes when you have been bad but the more common believe is that the monster has no reason, he's simple not a nice guy.
Basically any time a kid goes to bed and wakes up with a scratch he or she didn't have when going to bed is labeled as a Scratching Monster attack.