Mud Monkey

Noun.
A synonym for chewing tobacco or dipping tobacco.

Hey you boys wanna pack a mud monkey?

Mud monkey

The name given to a completely useless project manager who is incapable of making any decisions for themselves and consistently use employees with far superior knowledge to answer questions and write emails for them while they take the credit for your work.

You know our project manager is a real mud monkey he is completely useless and might as well live out his life as a fudge dragon!

Thunder Mud Plug

A device that blocks the outflow or inflow of overly saturated soil, dirt, earth, and other compost and natural earthen debris from entering or exiting a city sewer drain in low lying urban areas to prevent, take precaution against, or dull the devastating impact of flash flooding, which often occurs during torrential rainfall commonly accompanied by frequent lightning and thunder.

The fast thinking city workers immediately installed a neon glow in the dark unicorn tail thunder mud plug at the first sign of flash flooding.

Mud baby

A sexual act in which a woman does not clean her anal cavity prior to anal intercourse and has 3 or more penises in her anal cavity At the same time until ejaculation at which point ejaculate and fecal matter ooze from the woman's anal cavity, creating a "mud baby".

Hey would you 3 guys wanna come over tonight and help me make a mud baby for my onlyfans page?

German mud wizard

You have anal sex with someone and cover your penis in shit and then you pull out before your going to cum and finish on there face

Oh my god they did the German mud wizard

red mud

when you pop a hemorrhoid while having diarrhea and it’s a mix of red and brown

jake: dude i popped a hemmy last night, had me a red mud water fall

Alabama Mud Slushee

While having anal sex, your partners rectum is full of shit. You then take chipped ice and pour it in creating a slurry. Then you vigorously pummel the rectum creating the infamous Alabama Mud Slushee.

That chick let me stick it in her butt last night. She was full of poop, so I decided to throw in ice chips and give her an Alabama Mud Slushee. Man, was she pissed.