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basically when sum1 be real ugly like wit 10 rolls on their forehead yh and they also a pussio, making them a stoopid ninja turtle pussio
*wimp*: "no im not gonna fight the bully" *other guy*: stfu u stoopid ninja turtle pussio
aye aye made this wit my g oscar, iss dion here and ethan next me rn is gay
Usually used to refer to Notre Dame and the conspiracy that ninja caused the fire with his leaked twerk video because someone set their eyes on fire.
It is said that the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey is the only thing in existence that can survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. This creature dwells in the deepest areas of the amazon rainforest feasting on various fruits and plants. Standing 12 feet tall and armed with an arsenal of pirate weapons and ninja skills it is quite simply the most deadly animal on the planet.
*WARNING*
Stay away, extremely dangerous DO NOT APPROACH under any circumstances
None available, nobody has ever been near the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey and survived.
Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey Death Sword Shuriken Amazon Chuck Norris Chuck Norris
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An awesome show with a kickass themesong until cartoon network came and reanimated it, changed the themesong so it was some stupid techno rave thing that didn't even mention splinter (by far the coolest martial arts sensei who like renaissance artwork who is also a rat), and basically ripped the show's balls off.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: We're by far the coolest turtles skilled in different weapons who are named after renaissance writers and have a kickass theme song.
Cartoon Network: Well we just bought your rights and now you're all lame now!
TMNT: Noooooooo! We are a buncha mo-fos now!
Me: Fuckin' A!
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A very sad man who has the disability called fortnite. He might report you for streaming sniping. F, for the fallen legends.
Fortnite ninja tyler blevins favourite sentence is: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Used to describe someone who has a fuck up that only a dumbass could have.
friend: i dropped my Nintendo into the toilet while taking a humongous shit!
you: your a spoon fed ninja turtle.
a very cool show that was on Saturday morning TV during the late 80s and early 90s. It was inspired by a cult comic book and spawned 3 motion pictures and several video games. The 4 turtles became mutated by a radioactive ooze. This factor gives the seies an environmental message leaning that needs attention today.
1. In the computer room in the campus library where I went to college the 4 tie-in printers are named Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael.
2. When the local TV stations in 1992 started programming 4 hours of nonstop bullshit news programs on Saturday mornings for the yuppies, my son Roger cried because he couldn't watch "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" anymore. I wrote to Channel 6 telling them how furious I was.
3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power.
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team. (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
They're heoes in a half shell and they're green. (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
When the evil Shredder attacks (whooosh!) them turtle boys don't cut him no slack.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Splinter taught them to be ninja teens. (He's a radical rat!)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (that's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but prude (gimme a break!)
Michelangelo is a party too (party!)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power.
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