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When you're fucking a bitch from behind and you punch her asshole inserting your entire fist then celebrating by raising your hand over your head and banging her head on the ceiling.
Bro, your mom wanted to celebrate St. Patrick's day so I gave her an Irish hot pocket and now she has a concussion. Better not let Will Smith find out.
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The act of taking a shit, wrapping it in tin foil and fucking a girl with it.
"I gave that girl the albuquerque hot pocket"
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When women act like whores around famous people.
‘Tricia was really acting out of pocket when she met that person from national public radio ‘
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An action where one heats a hot pocket for about 30 seconds and then sticks their dick in the hot pocket pocket for a nice and smooth sensation.
yo, dude i did a alabama hot pocket yesterday; i never felt anything better!
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A sneaky sexual move in which the man whips out his penis while sneaking up on a girl and proceeds to insert it into the females pocket.
girl after having penis inserted into pocket: "What the heck?"
guy: "Bitch thats the burmese pocket turtle."
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a hot pocket made with traditional alabama St. Charles Indian Bread
That alabama hot pocket was delicious.
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the art of seperating the vagina lips and puking inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
Wendy decided her vagina needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an Virgina Hot Pocket
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