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Used to describe someones bad internet connection. Can be expressed to someone who is actually in the Air Force or just has ass internet.
Friend: Yo im lagging.
Friend 2: You got that air force connection!
Friend: Fuck let me restart my shit.
The weed is surrounding you.
“Omg, Andi do you feel constipated by air?! Hee hee.”
When someone, usually performing a sport such as skiing or skating, catches air and does not perform a trick or grab of any sort. Just a straight up air. If you don't flap your arms around madly and you don't land like a boner (see LINE Traveling Circus, Style Coach) it can sometimes look kind of cool.
Zach had mad steez on skis even while performing a straight air.
The act of walking through a cafeteria/ buffet and proceeding to realease flatulance on the food.
"I hope your eggs from the motel buffet taste good, I added some air seasoning for you."
Air chocolate, also know as someones chocolate being softer than air, is slang for when someones shit is infested with tape worms.
"Yo, dude! My chocolates softer than air!"
"Yo dude, you should get that checked out since you probably have tape worms."
Air chocolate.
"Yeah youre right"