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When taking your woman from behind and just before the point of climax scream, "I see Russia!!"
When she exclaims, "Where?" and looks up strike her severely to the point of unconsciousness and complete orgasm.
For enhanced effect while female partner is still knocked out, throw on a pair of Tina Fey glasses before unloading.
Donkey Punch - The Sarah Palin
Nathan (at the point of coming): I see, I see Russia!!!
Samantha: What??? Where?
WHAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When engaged in anal sex(over a table or a bench top)and the man is about to ejaculate, he quickly punches her in the back of the head(to knock her out) and withdraws his penis ejaculating all over her chest when she is unconscious. Then he grabs one shoulder and the opposite leg and slides her across the table or bench(While she is still unconscious). With the assistance of the semen all over her chest she should be able to slide off the table with a decent throw.
Bob: I gave Doris Donkey punch Slip and slide Yesterday. The children were asking why there was so much Broken glass.
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Gay ass line from Spider-Man 2 that makes no God Damn sense
Peter: I’m not an empty seat anymore, Punch me I bleed
MJ:................
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The act of shitting into the womans vagina and topping it off with some kind of salsa, sauce, or herbs you can get from your cooking cabinet. The punch is required at the end to pump and perhaps mash the contents into the vagina.
I gave sally an intense puerto rican pocket punch last night.
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On the 13th November, everyone with the name Leah must be punched, kicked or slapped.
Hey Leah, its the 13th of November
Sorry, its Punch A Leah Day!
PUNCH
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Sticking your tongue in your partner's asshole
We were naked and I decided to start tongue punching the dirt star.
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To savagely assault a person whom you feel would benefit from such an act.
“If you steal my fucking stapler one more time I’m going to punch the cunt out of you”
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